Monday, September 21, 2026

bad 5 AM idea

it's 5 AM or so and I haven't been able to sleep at all and i got work in the morning, its the time to be stupid until I can pass out

ever since I heard about the term "goo-drinker" from the greater GLOG a while back (a good breakdown of history/context here) it has been percolating in the part of my brain that turns anything fitting the form of blank-blank-er into snake eater (and yeah you gotta play the music, bonus points if you sing it to yourself)

and since the phrase came up in a game I ran over the weekend, behold the fruit of my thought exorcisms. may you also be cursed



What a thrill With potions and poisons through my mouth What a thrill I’m slurping and I’ll melt into ooze With no fear in my heart Take one for the team I give my life, not for safety, but for goo [Goo Drinker] In my group, there’ll be no one else Slime, it’s the way I die too soon [Goo Drinker] I’ll roll a new sheet, Goo Drinker Someday I'll jump on a trap And someday I'll feel up a weird orb
This neglect, not trying to survive Just to see what this stuff does I give my life, not for safety, but for goo [Goo Drinker] In my group, there’ll be no one else Slime, it’s the way I die too soon [Goo Drinker] I’ll roll a new sheet, Goo Drinker I’ll roll a new sheet, Goo Drinker [Goo Drinker]



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